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Anon watches Malcolm in the Middle (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 128 points 3 months ago

His mother is fucking abusive, that's why.

[-] Icalasari@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And completely unhinged. One child joined the military to escape her. She tracked him down, charmed military personnel, and went to drag him home

That is TERRIFYING! And the family starts to dig themselves out of a hole when Hal can't have sex, but oh no! That means he's happy and she's DENIED! She seduces him until he caves. She'd rather have power than stability for her and her family

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

There was an episode where Lois got orthotics for her shoes and became a whole new person, nicer, happier. Hal couldn't stand that she didn't need foot rubs anymore and sabotaged them, condemning her to a life of pain so his codependent ass could feel needed. That whole family was fucked up.

[-] Icalasari@fedia.io 4 points 3 months ago

Cripes, doomed by foot fetish

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