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Anon's day at the beach (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Just put fish food under your foreskin and the fish will blow you.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

step 1: jerk off in the ocean

step 2: fishes swim up and eat coom

step 3: fisherman catches fish

step 4: woman buys coomy fish at grocery store and eats it for dinner

Later virgins 😎

[-] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have no foreskin, and I must coom.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Have you heard of sounding?

this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2024

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