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[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 months ago

Could in theory be saved later by "Sorry, this message was inappropriate, if it's any excuse I was drunk when I sent it." If feeling confident, could be followed by "The part about having a crush on you was true tho.".

[-] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 28 points 2 months ago

Could be saved by "Yeah, my dog chewed on my phone. He was the one who wrote the text message..."

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

"I was drunk with some friends and one of them sent that message from my phone, sorry!"

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

"The keys are right next to each other"

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
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