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Anon faces his greatest challenge
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Can't imagine not showering almost every day. I can't get my shit together in the morning until I've had a shower.
I feel gross all day if I don't take a shower in the morning, even when the weather is cold out
I shower twice a year whether I need to or not.
Name checks out.
Do you use the gallons of piss collected and fermented from the local neckbeards during those 6 month breaks?
It's just conditioning. I shower daily but only in the evening and to me lying in bed not showered feels gross.
Fairly common in lots of places to shower every other day. So ling as you aren't doing manual labor or working out and making yourself gross, showering every day can actually be detrimental for stripping away too many oils, especially for your hair, but can also cause dry skin. I'm with OP on this one, gotta shower every day in summer, but in cooler months I'm an every other day guy.
I like to always be prepared for an unexpected blowjob.
As a married man, I am unburdened with such thoughts.
I'm an every other day showerer. I get sweaty and gross during the day not overnight. If I do it everyday my skin dries out real bad
#TeamNightShower
People who go to bed without showering are disgusting. Change my mind.
Their bed is disgusting maybe, but they aren't necessarily disgusting.
I don't remember why, but I have you tagged as:
I think I said no one cares about your shitty frozen shrimp or something a long time ago lol I didn't remember exactly
Haha, classic shitty frozen shrimp guy!
Filth is a state of mind and sleeping in it isn't the first stage.
Nah, you're right. I had this argument with an ex GF, she thought she didn't smell because she had been sitting around at home all day. She was wrong.