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Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, grown up in a small Ohio town before leaving for Ohio State. To a man, all of them had found that couches coud satisfy them more than a women ever could, and that books are really just zipped HTML, and nobody really checks PGP signatures.

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[–] weeahnn@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I don't get it. So he did not fuck a couch? Did he just want to become a couch?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] weeahnn@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

It says that "No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions" then it says FALSE. So he did fuck a couch. Thanks for clearing it up!

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