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[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Who? The couch fucker JD Vance?

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I heard the "JD" stands for "Jackhammer Davenport," according to his book.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

He probably tells people that. But it sounds like over compensation to me

[–] Aphelion@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

That's Couch-fucker McGuy-Liner to you.

[–] Myxomatosis@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Those stains on all the couches at Mar A Lardo aren’t just from Donnie’s incontinence.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Are people still talking about JD Vance having sex with a couch? We need to put to bed the idea of JD Vance having sex with a couch. It’s not appropriate for people to think of Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance having sex with a couch. JD Vance has gone on record to deny that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within the last 5 years. It’s absurd that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after making sweet, passionate love to a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.

Once again, there is no evidence of JD Vance having sex with a couch. You need to stop calling JD Vance a couchfucker.

[–] razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Exactly! I’m so tired of hearing that JD Vance fucked a couch. We literally have no evidence that JD Vance fucked a couch. For all we know JD Vance fucked a Lazy Boy, or JD Vance fucked a pound of ground beef heated in the microwave and wrapped in cellophane. Why does everyone assume it was a couch. There really is no way of knowing.