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[-] delirious_owl@discuss.online 7 points 2 months ago

Tell them that you cut your testicles off. They stopped asking me after I told them that.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

That's. Fucking. Genius.

But they would kill me for a whole different reason, they are diehard Cristian Republican...

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

What if you told them your partner is a democrat?

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Instantaneous death?

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