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Job: cashier

Item doesn't scan

Customer: "That means it's free, right?"

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Only about 4 weeks in as a cashier and I've heard this enough to last me a lifetime.

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[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago

As a software dev.
Client: we need feature by end of quarter.
Me: cool, what do you expect it to do, do you have any requirements?
Client: ...

[-] refalo@programming.dev 13 points 3 months ago

I haven't gotten a requirements doc for a feature in 15 years.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

I'd settle for a paragraph of description.

[-] jeff@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

But guys, if we use agile then we don't need requirements! We just make something and then the customers tell us if we are on the right track, we just get to iTeRaTe

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