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[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Not nearly enough. CrowdStrike should give a pizza party.

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

I see you’re channeling the powers of middle management.

Only needs a sticker that says “You’re a rock star!”

[-] sunzu@kbin.run 9 points 3 months ago
[-] SirDerpy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Outside, the sign says "Heros Work Here". Inside, two people do the work of four.

[-] sunzu@kbin.run 5 points 3 months ago

Above the entrance: "Labour will set you free"

[-] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Not to mention mugs with crowdstrike branding on them, but only for 1/3 the invited people.

[-] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

hold your horses, we can still use the melon party and waffle party first. no need to jump straight to pizza.

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