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[-] TacticsConsort@yiffit.net 147 points 3 months ago

...Sir, this is the Onion. You're not meant to report facts.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

The energency meeting part was the satire.

They've already had a horrendously racist name for her years.

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 18 points 3 months ago

ackshually this is the shovel

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Digging up onions?

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 months ago

Hey, these are hard times.

[-] Dalvoron@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Those quotes were far too coherent to have been real

[-] Guntrigger@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Pffft, like he would ever cut short a golf trip.

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