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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by data1701d@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 

Edit: If my tone wasn't conveyed (especially to those who haven't watched Prodigy), this is meant to be an affectionate meme towards all of Star Trek.

Note that the language I use is meant to be a comedic summary. I vaguely define the "episode genre" as people banding together [to fight authoritarianism or a faulty idea like militarism or isolationism].

Examples of this sort of episode include:

  • TOS:Patterns of Force
  • TNG:The Chase
  • DS9:Paradise Lost
  • VOY:False Profits
  • SNW:Strange New Worlds
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Not my original content

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Not my original content

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Not my original content

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also, abortion is now illegal, unless I'm not the father.

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I saw the original (grayed out) part around Nicoles's death and couldn't take take it seriously. Therefore, here is my addition to make all of this more accurate.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 
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It is believed he entered an anomaly with a shuttle in mid-2385. Upon returning, he said, "I guess I basically missed the late 80's."

Seriously, though, it surprises me how naturally Starfleet this guy sounds, especially after knowing him from another role. It just feels like he could be edited in to be some Ensign at Conn on a TNG-era bridge and no one would notice.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by data1701d@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 

A severe temporal anomaly during a transporter accident lead to this abomination, Kai Winkomaskix, child of Mogh.

The transport officer on duty almost phasered them on site. During the manhunt, Gul Dukat got the closest he ever did to getting a statue on Bajor.

Luckily, temporal investigations got everything sorted out.

Kai Winkomaskix, child of Mogh was a spiritual successor to Needole. https://startrek.website/post/12514221

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Edit: I added a GIF version as the thumbnail. Here's the apng version below.

EDIT: Replaced GIF with WEBP. Looping is slighttly different, but otherwise the same.

If it’s not moving, wait 30-ish seconds and see if it loads.

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Risa’s Dental ”You’re on a pleasure planet, so why shouldn’t your teeth be a pleasure as well?”

Although I imagine dentists don’t exist in the 24th century like they do know; I imagine instead of braces or fillings, a general doctor just replicates chompers like they did for Ransom that one time, albeit hopefully the right size.

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On a windy beach. In the summer. With a dog and a child.

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Why is Worf in Engineering anyway?

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