Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
z500
joined 2 years ago
So embarrassing
I'm already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it's basically whizzing past us
I love how he's in the show for all of two episodes and it's enough to make a meme format out of
Human tested, Vulcan approved
I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it's cute
But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
They ~~live~~ die