Hissen to be puneished

Hey, we're learning, okay?

Help I'm trapped in a guitar

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I'm sorry your ice cream doesn't have any sugar in it

Oh man, I'm almost out of gum. That's the perfect excuse to get myself a snack at the same time.

~~.:|:;~~

I'm pretty sure bot has been doubling as an insult for a long time now, like NPC

The RIAA finally catches up to me.

We do love our adorable little psychopaths

I'd let her drown me