The calico is my recently passed Skittles

The cow cat is an ~~asshole~~ adorable handful, Oreo

What the fuck is wrong with you. Either that's a terrible joke in poor taste or a terrible opinion.

This is super informative without being condescending, wonderful job

I hope you have a great day!

I'm confused on where the walmart line is coming from, am I missing something?

I don't think it's selfish to not want kids. With how fucked the world is, maybe we should be thinking about if it's instead selfish to have kids.

I determined from about age 12 that I didn't want kids. 10 years later and I still don't want them, so I removed the possibility of accidentally having them. The government can't make me have kids - seeing as I yeeted my uterus.

Thx must have been too many letters because all I see now is "ty"

It's All Cops Are Bastards, not Bad

My bank has a system where overcharging a checking account can pull from a linked savings account to avoid overdrafts.

Instead of a $35 overdraft fee, you get charged $10 for the intense labor they do of transferring the money for you. /s

Im pretty sure it is using the sites' own descriptions of themselves

To make the years mirror better maybe? That's really all I can think of. 2012->2021 has the flip of the last two numbers

I don't agree with his viewpoint, but I do respect the mentioning of "separation of church and state." The way I understood his statement was that he personally doesn't support abortion, but that the government shouldn't regulate abortion based on that.

I might have understood wrong though, feel free to lmk if you read it differently

Why exactly are you putting shoes into boots and not feet??