>BestOfLemmy
Eew keep your gross American opinions to yourself.
Wherever there's birds, it's irresponsible to let cats out. NZ in particular, it's a damn massacre out there.
Hey who you calling primit-
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I mean, to be fair, the original comment DID say he was the ONLY adult in a room full of children...
There often more caffeine in a standard coffee than half a litre of monster energy drink.
I tell you what would REALLY help me not get distracted at school, if the girls had to wear burqas.
Then us fellas don't need to worry about learning self control or mental discipline. It's win win! By which I mean, two wins for men.
I pre-ordered a pair of shoes online and the website asked for a tip.
In Australia.
When is CRISPR going to grant me immortality god damnit. Every year that drips past is one less with my immortality guarantee.
I want to be immortal even if it kills me.
I call my friend Tim, "Moth"
He doesn't like it
I miss my smart watch waking me up outside of detected REM sleep.
On the Microsoft Band you could set a time window where the alarm would go off - say between 0700-0800. If you're in REM sleep at 0700, the alarm stays off until you naturally rouse, or 0800.
I've worked as a sleep scientist for 7 years, and the idea of not being woken out of REM is such a neat idea, and yet no other watch seems to do it.
Hats off for putting in the effort, thank you.