I don't know the Absinthe Fairy, but I've met the Whisky Fairy more than once.

I remember the days before internet ads. You'd be rushing to finish a (Lotus 1-2-3) spreadsheet that your boss wanted ASAP and some fool would stick her head through the window and wave a dead chicken in your face. The '90s were hell.

I may not know anything about art but I know what I like.

The owl does look worried.

Foul stuff. Can't abide it.

There's always an option to backtrack, though it would likely come with a substantial monetary and reputational cost.

You're not wrong, but jail time and justice is not what motivates HMRC, or any other revenue department. They want one thing, and one thing only: The money. Putting people in jail costs money, letting rich people 'fess up and pay up is much more lucrative.

They certainly have options, though I'm not convinced Tsunoda, Ricciardo or Lawson are necessarily better options.

Interesting dress code you have in your workplace.

Not a good look for VAG if true. First Porsche make a big deal about entering F1 and then can't find anyone who wants to work with them. If Audi then bails out after committing to buy a team and being an engine supplier it's not going to reflect well on the brand.

Maybe a way back into F1 for Honda though?

Very little. It's just to get the drivers familiar with the new track limits.

More to the point, dragons are real?