swab148

joined 2 years ago
[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website -1 points 4 weeks ago

Most people don't know this, but speed bumps are actually hollow. They use a balloon to make the shape, then pour a thin layer of asphalt over it for aesthetic reasons. This saves money on asphalt, which is popular with city councils, so the asphalt is typically saved for more speed bumps rather than filling potholes.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 19 points 4 weeks ago

I have it alised to orphankiller

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 4 weeks ago

Friends watching them from the back window

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah that's my general go-to, just wondering if I could be doing better and these were some S-tier jokers that I'd completely overlooked because they don't seem great at first glance. Glad to know I'm doing okay!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

But fr, would it be? Have I been sleeping on Photograph and Hanging Chad?

[–] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

Kid named Forrest:

[–] swab148@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bulbasaur! Vine Whip their nuts off!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are absolutely correct, I apologize.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I use DarkReader on Librewolf, works just fine. In fact, all of my extensions work.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Mull browser is deprecated, Ironfox is the community fork

[–] swab148@startrek.website 24 points 1 month ago

Oops, they forgot. GIMP 3.0 now set for release in 2028!

 

A good trader always knows when to exploit the youths.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

 

I am a servant of the secret [f a m i l y], wielder of the flame of [f r i e n d s h i p]! The [s c a r y t h u n d e r] will not avail you, flame of [m y o w n p r e d e c e s s o r s]! Go back to the [s k y]!

Do you really need a lightning monster to bring your community together? What implications does this have for us? Do we need a lightning monster?

Since y'all are so much better at the history and lore of Star Trek, I've decided to start crowdsourcing my memes! (Especially after the very embarrassing miss of Finger.) If you've got any ideas for future episodes, shoot me a message!

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

 

I'm a big girl now!

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

 

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

 

He didn't choose Ferengi life, Ferengi life chose him.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

 

What do you mean, nobody was ever in any danger?

Credit for the background goes to costume-works.com. I stole their idea for a children's Halloween costume and turned it into an obscure Star Trek meme. Isn't the internet weird sometimes?

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

 

I know it probably doesn't come across well, but that's Bashir behind the Spy mask. Look, they can't all be winners.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

 

Ya know, it's just that your husband is a traitor and all, so I just thought, ya know....

This post is in celebration of the fact that I've finally migrated to startrek.website! And I believe that deserves something special, how about the severed heads of many beloved characters! Haha, it's my assets folder! Now you can all play paper dolls with me! This will be updated as well, so keep checking if you wanna find out what Sisko looks like without a neck! (Weirdly, I haven't made a Sisko meme yet.)

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets (again. It's good, check it out): https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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