swab148

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Intention of holding eggs in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM

I never had problems with permission again after I know the real power of sudo in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
Spirits, why does my girlfriend have to work late on her boss's boat so often? in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

💦🍑🍆

TIL about dating in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

Heck yeah, joined!

Forbidden Fish in c/funhole@lemmy.sdf.org
I'm telling ya Jimbo.... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid $300 to to have a garbanzo bean on me.

*Permanently Deleted* in c/news@lemmy.world
The ultimate goat in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We might need a simulator for this

Trump denies aid for Arkansas after storms that killed more than 40 people in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

No war but class war, stay strong friend ✊

If you're still on Lemmy... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

It'd be pretty difficult, any instances that start that shit would be defederated with a quickness, but I don't want to be too optimistic lol

Need a tiebreaker in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've actually been using the box my computer case came in for recycling for a little over a year now. It just works!

I dont know where to start in c/shittytattoos@lemmy.ca
[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

"Hello, I like being kidney punched, could you tattoo a giant target so they know exactly where to punch?"

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Would a federated dating site work well? What would it look like? (startrek.website)
 

Basically title, every bit of online dating nowadays is either Match or Meta, and we're all about breaking corporate chains right?

So these are the thoughts I had:

  1. Matches based on simple user selection: age range, lifestyle, hobbies etc. None of that dumb algorithm stuff that makes you reset your profile every month.

  2. ActivityPub protocol so that anyone can run their own instance, but can also be blocked if anything heinous happens.

  3. E2EE for messaging (and anything else if it's possible).

  4. Someone wrote an open-source anti-CSAM script for Lemmy recently, I hope we could adapt that to our use.

  5. Just, like, everyone have a good time on this app, we're here for love lol

I am not a coder, so I would have no idea how to do this, but I wonder about the interest in such a creation. Maybe some of you out there could make something I could use to get a date (pls).

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Me when I see these awesome dudes at the top of All Top Day, Top Six Hour, Top Twelve Hour, Active, Hot... (i.ibb.co)
 

I wish I was just like them <3

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e17] (i.ibb.co)
 

In other news, I now have the ability to screenshot, and access to a warp tool. My shitposting powers grow by the minute.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e16] (i.ibb.co)
 

And got the hots for some soup!

I am convinced that this episode gave rise to the goo fetish we all know (and love).

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes for every episode of DS9 [s01e15] (i.ibb.co)
 

Well you got caught with a killer dwarf! Well, how 'bout that? Well babies, don't you panic.

By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright! I'll get you a galactic mechanic.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e14] (i.ibb.co)
 

A good trader always knows when to exploit the youths.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e13] (i.ibb.co)
 

I am a servant of the secret [f a m i l y], wielder of the flame of [f r i e n d s h i p]! The [s c a r y t h u n d e r] will not avail you, flame of [m y o w n p r e d e c e s s o r s]! Go back to the [s k y]!

Do you really need a lightning monster to bring your community together? What implications does this have for us? Do we need a lightning monster?

Since y'all are so much better at the history and lore of Star Trek, I've decided to start crowdsourcing my memes! (Especially after the very embarrassing miss of Finger.) If you've got any ideas for future episodes, shoot me a message!

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e12] (i.ibb.co)
 

I'm a big girl now!

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e11] (i.ibb.co)
 

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e10] (i.ibb.co)
 

He didn't choose Ferengi life, Ferengi life chose him.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e09] (i.ibb.co)
 

What do you mean, nobody was ever in any danger?

Credit for the background goes to costume-works.com. I stole their idea for a children's Halloween costume and turned it into an obscure Star Trek meme. Isn't the internet weird sometimes?

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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Making memes from every episode of DS9 [s01e08] (i.ibb.co)
 

I know it probably doesn't come across well, but that's Bashir behind the Spy mask. Look, they can't all be winners.

Album: https://ibb.co/album/235Ykf

Assets: https://ibb.co/album/HLRccM

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