America anger is similar, but the lat one is ' puts the tea in the harbor'

Good thing the USA has one of the best rail systems in the world. Instead of passengers, it hauls all the crap you order off of Amazon

Welcome. You're just in time for lunch

I thought the devil created Chihuahuas with that chance

I assume Spirit Airlines was disqualified for abusing pretty much every drug Florida man has ever been accused of taking

Now do a capitalist that is a trained athlete, and a communist that isnt

The best burgers are found in places that look like you have to bribe a health official to get a barely passing grade

Forget packing, to get 100 justices in there, you'll need crowbar and and a 55 gallon drum of asteoglide

...and just like that, the Houthis became better at drone warfare than the Iranians

Oh, you want your news filtered, but you will happily rawdog Becky who may or may not have Clamidia

Ruh Roh.....Ralpatine is a Rith Rord

Even the WIFI wants to kill you in Australia