sensiblepuffin

Rofl their arms went up faster than Elon's

In fairness, it should probably not be Rice in that position.

Dear God Ethan

The bully snickers and receives no punishment cause their parents are important, or something. Story writes itself.

Same. Would have been harsh, even though it was a foul, lol

HOLY SHIT someone actually got carded for doing the card gesture! Those madlads did what they said they would!

Always feels like that when we play in Europe, tbh. I swear it's just like zero-tolerance for bullying in schools - we get clattered, no card, we retaliate, card.

KAI KAI KAI

Same old story. We have no trouble getting into the box, but our attackers overthink and get dispossessed. Also, they're fouling the shit out of us and not getting carded.

Short free kicks now? Christ, we need O and Rice to get up to speed on those.

JFC they're here for the wrong sport. Football isn't played in octagons, you morons

Also, good fight from Kiwior. Hopefully he can fill in at the back in the CL - I'm still not sure I trust him in the league.