The best kind of correct.

Psychopaths.

Rosa: Wow, she is good at shushing.
Jake: I know. She's like a librarian.
Rosa: You mean like a sexy librarian?
Jake: No, a regular one!

I think autocorrect got your "compromised".

A similar phenomenon is knowing you're going to need to go back and update some older section of code and when you finally get around to it, it turns out you wrote it that way to begin with. It's like... I didn't think I knew about this approach before...

mark hamill's joker after dental anesthesia

Wow, is that ever accurate.

they should play his speeches on speakers mounted to the underside of cargo ships to repel whales

You should consider a career in comedy.

Like the infosquitos: "this guy sure loves porno!"

I think it was an issue where the CSAM was being copied to servers via normal federation with the instance(s) being spammed.

Or just adb (for deleting bloatware).

I hope they meet a very angry porcupine.

What a fantastic insult!

I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.

And even then, I'm fine to browse a menu on a mobile-friendly site (as long as the restaurant is diligent about providing reliable wifi for anyone who might not have great signal). But when the code has me download a PDF, they can fuck right off. First of all, I don't need the menu sitting in my cache or download folder. And when the PDF was clearly formatted for physical printing... Good lord. I'm not pinching and zooming this shit.