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I saw Shakira and that chef on YouTube who makes ornate sculptures out of chocolate and has a weird, fixed PanAm smile the whole time.

I can't believe his parents called him Snot.

Narrator Voice: This kills the Nazi.

Totally agree, though electric trains are definitely an option.

"What, do you think it's coincidence that 'sauté' rhymes with 'all day'? Because I do."

Words to live by.

#justiceforpimblokto

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Also: little skulls.

The fuck is that emoji?

Follow up question: where do I get him?

He was just pining for the fjords.

Is this like the birthday thing in school where the teacher taps your head for each year?

Check out this fucking neanderthal, doesn't even have a Syrup Schlorper.