Because the robots might study and use the eggs as the first part of a plot to breed a race of genetically-enhanced super-chickens, which will become the physical muscle needed in their plan to Kill All The Humans, of course.

Gotta stop that shit before it starts, y'know.

Ugh it feels like Friday 13th got here 3 days late. Bad medical appointment this morning, bad news at work, bad news on a couple of other fronts as well. Today can just fk off, I want my money back.

For real, if I'd done something like that I'd seriously be sleeping in the car. With the fishes. While wearing concrete shoes.

I have no words... 😲

I'm #1.

No I'M #1.

Idiots, circling the drain.

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Did you ever give anything away thinking it's worthless, or that you'll never use or want it again, and then over a decade later think WHY TF DID I DO THAT I'M A COMPLETE IDIOT?!?!?!?!

Yeah that's me.

Missing my old Macintosh 512K from 1984 with second external disk drive, in perfect working condition. That I now want to tinker with bad, especially now that there are great storage/communications options that can be built for them.

Retro-computing is EXPENSIVE now.

My (not-so) little man has been gone for many years now, but seeing @Catfish's post has made me want to share a picture of how well-dressed he used to be all the time in his tuxedo (not that he had a choice!)

Why can I only press the upvote button once? I'm mashing the button and the number isn't going up by more than one...

Anti - Clarity thread:

General Failure Error reading Monday
(A)bort  (R)etry  (F)ail?: 

Worked all weekend because hey, weekends are over-rated right? Time for day 8 of the working week. Thanks, Crowdstrike... :|

Staff are all back on-deck today. Pray for Mojo... and remember, friends don't let friends work in IT.

My train of thought is suffering a bus replacement this morning :(