She's seen a doctor already for the frequent bathroom trips?

I'm an absolutely fantastic employee, at least, my performance reviews and bonuses support the image. I also have absolutely terrible anxiety about mundane deadlines. Some paperwork that takes 3 minutes might be put off for an extra day or two while I spend hours day and night on my actual responsibilities. It's an issue.

How many hot pockets do you need?!

Cop vs criminal.

I'd start the job hunt now...

The irony of my app having (well, trying to) ads is not lost on me.

Luckily google keeps track of your every movement by default 🙂

The announcement of the AI recall thing was enough to stop me from ever buying another Windows device. Best wishes for your job, though!

Is this supposed to be difficult?

People dealing with these types of issues are just a little tired of hearing "just go for a walk, drink some water, and go to sleep" from everyone, nothing personal.

yikes.

Absolutely, 100%. It of course depends on how aroused/wet I am, but there is a very tangible difference in every size.