Sorry for being nosy, but that string of pearls(?) in the background is looking great! I hope I can grow my strings of things to be even half that long one day!

Not much, that account is a corporate bootlicking troll. Every time I have seen that username it’s followed by some shit take complaining that other people are complaining about greedy corporate practices.

durrr dey deliver stuff to my house good what’s duh problem guys?

tl; dr: out-of-touch tech journalist realizes living like a normal person who doesn’t buy a new expensive phone every year is possible.

My thoughts exactly