Horny cats might randomly bite your ankle (if male) or enrich your nights (and your neighbours') with the song of their people (if female), but I've never seen a cat trying to hump a human (or anything other than another cat).
Dogs? Sure. Endangered New Zealand flightless parrots? Yeah. Once. On video. Cats? Not once.
Is the first one a siamese..?
Extremely chatty critters, those...
Kittens meow to their mothers.
But yeah, cats have evolved to meow in just the right tone that makes us go all “aww, I need to help this cute little varmint, even if it will scratch me for the effort”, so you've got a point there.
Because amongst cats grooming is a show of dominance.
Cats have standards.
The triangle / circle / square (or back / home / app tray) navigation system.
I've had to re-enable it on my last phones because they come with the much less usable new gesture navigation, and I dread the day it's not an option anymore.
The classic app drawer.
If I wanted an iPhone (with their cluttered, unusable, and extremely user hostile design) I'd get an iPhone.
I don't want my screen cluttered with random icons, I want multiple sliding screens with widgets for the apps I need to be able to check at a glance, with a row of quick access apps / app folders at the bottom (slidable and hidable if possible), with an icon to access the list of less used apps on the top right, where it used to be back when android was useable instead of a cheap iOS clone.
Luckily third party launchers are still a thing.
Mehdi, is that you..?
Thor's the god of thunder, not lightning.
Only an American would assume that when someone says people they mean companies instead of, you know, people. 🤦♂️
Not the local police.
Not even the main Spanish police (the policía nacional).
The fucking guardia civil.
The military (despite the name) police inherited from Franco's dictatorship and somehow never disbanded.
The ones who attempted a coup back in '81 to bring back the dictatorship.
These ain't your regular local variety pigs.
There's absolutely no reason for them to have been called for a noise complaint.
Something stinks here, even more than the pigs themselves, even if they belong to a particularly stinky breed.