Your comparison of Linux fanboyism and veganism is on-point (I am a Linux user since 2001). However, regarding "converting" them - this picture is a joke, not really to be taken seriously.
katze
No way this is real
A quality disc can last 10 years or more. At a company I used to work at the backups were burned to discs coated with gold. They had 15 year old discs that still worked.
the guy who designed it is stuck somewhere 10-20 years in the past.
Well, using containerization for everything is very 2015-ish.
pedophile, racist, misogynist,
Note of the screenshots show that though.
that it’s very common for kids to explore their bodies and each other’s at sleep overs.
Yeah I don't think so. I am way over 30 years old and never heard of that.
You really should not turn the oven on remotely, especially when you have kids. Also your food will definitely not be ruined because your kids leave the fridge open for a few hours. And for the dishwasher you can just set a timer.
Confusing "FOSS" with "free software" comes to mind.
Who the fuck writes "instagram" into the google search? You can't remember that it's "instagram.com"?