istewart

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[–] istewart@awful.systems 8 points 3 weeks ago

Unironically, this was surely the primary design brief.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My rule for understanding somebody like Piper is that they will endorse whatever they think will keep Starbucks open, ubiquitous, and relatively inexpensive

[–] istewart@awful.systems 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

TI-89 Unobtanium Sparkle Emoji Edition, featuring a revolutionary 68k core with a fat chunk of matmul units grafted on

[–] istewart@awful.systems 4 points 3 weeks ago

What do we imagine that's going to end up smelling like? Especially if Peter really works up a lather, like he's done in his last couple of media hits

[–] istewart@awful.systems 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The requisite refrigeration equipment causes "shrinkage," just like George suffers in that one Seinfeld episode, bing bong so simple

Now, getting the quantum hardware to the point of service, so to speak, is the obvious challenge, and that's why I'm seeking funding for multiple container trucks so we can realize Uber for QC

[–] istewart@awful.systems 10 points 3 weeks ago

Hmm, yes, I must develop a numerical function to determine whether or not somebody doesn't like me...

One thing he gets is that direct aggression is definitely more effective in this situation. I can, and do, tell these people to fuck straight off, and my life is better for it!

[–] istewart@awful.systems 14 points 4 weeks ago

look at me, the thinking man, i update myself just like a computer beep boop beep boop

[–] istewart@awful.systems 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a degree of appreciation for Chapman because he was willing to more-or-less call out Yuddite rationalism as a failure and start to gently guide people away from it. But I also came to the conclusion that his whole project has never fully escaped the self-aggrandizement/self-importance inherent to the rats. That ultimately leads to the performative humility and "radical acceptance" that make so many attempts at appropriating non-Western religions to US culture ring completely hollow.

Broadly, the whole TPOT/post-rationality/meta-rationality thing still stinks like a bunch of people who thought advanced degrees and/or advanced technical skills would earn them a lot more compensation and social status than they actually ended up with, and are still dead-set on getting all that by hook or by crook.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 9 points 4 weeks ago

better, or equivalent to, a mass defecation event?

[–] istewart@awful.systems 12 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I'm sorry, we finally, officially need to cancel fantasy TTRPGs. If it's not the implicit racialization of everything, it's the use of the stat systems as a framework for literally masturbatory eugenics fetishization.

You all can keep a stripped-down version of Starfinder as a treat. But if I see any more of this, we're going all the way back to Star Wars d6 and that's final.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 14 points 1 month ago

Despite Mr. Davis' commitment to verbose apologetics, his faith movement is based around the devotional practice of wandering around pulling spurious probability estimates out of one's ass

A recent innovation on this practice, among the degenerate indulgence-retailers of the movement, is the posting of graphs showing hopelessly low-liquidity betting pools on prediction market websites

[–] istewart@awful.systems 8 points 1 month ago

We have at least one major worked example of that in Scientology, but IIRC many of the rats are reluctant to even accept that

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