irelephant

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[–] irelephant@programming.dev 8 points 6 months ago (7 children)

People on imessage and messenger could talk to eachother through xmpp for a short while iirc.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago

I'm convinced at this point that the docs only exist to confuse WINE devs.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] irelephant@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

Teams for windows 3.1 live for workgroups™

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 22 points 6 months ago (4 children)

New teams, or teams (new)?

Surpise its neither! Teams classic.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Teams for Business. Teams 360. Teams series y.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Google is worse, but no one knows about it because no one uses it.

I think we're on google chat and google meet (both separate for some reason) now. Before we had hangouts which could do both, and google duo, for just video calling, before we had allo, but before that we had google talk.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

Eh, that kinda works out.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 0 points 7 months ago

The meme is good and all, but seeing it makes me feel irrationally annoyed because the first place I saw it was a rascist pleroma (fediverse software; mastodon but rasict) instance that had it embedded in the frontend. This just reminds me of it.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago

I've done it a few times with varying levels of overthinking, and I haven't got a score under 100.

In any case, I don't think getting a diagnosis would change anything for me anyway.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"I came back from my vacation, why isn't my issue fixed?"

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

If they can lie on the listing I can lie on my resume.

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/29294671

TranscriptA windows dialogue saying "Select an app to open this 'msteams' link. The suggested apps are Microsoft teams, with a "new" subtext, and MicroSoft Teams, with the word new in its icon.

 

TranscriptA windows dialogue saying "Select an app to open this 'msteams' link. The suggested apps are Microsoft teams, with a "new" subtext, and MicroSoft Teams, with the word new in its icon.

 

TranscriptA screenshot saying "Your child's Results, Your child's BMI is Infinity. That puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese."

 

TranscriptA meme from Advengers: Endgame of someone saying "You can rest now." to Tony Stark. It has the caption "When IT visits your site and closes your 3654 tabs and reboots your computer for the first time in 58 weeks."

 

TranscriptAn uninstall window for McAfee WebAdvisor (usually installed as bloat on new computers), it says "Maybe you should keep us around... Here's why: ". The reasons list is empty.

 

TranscriptA "Now Playing" popup which shows "system Preferences" as the song playing.

 

TranscriptA 4 panel comic strip of a bird flying, but with its head spinning like a helicopter instead of using wings. It has the caption: "When your program is a complete mess, but it does your job."

 

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transcriptA book with the title "I didn't touch the computer, it just stopped working And Other Hilarious Jokes you Can Tell Someone from the IT Department.

 

I'd recommend subscribing to !iiiiiiitttttttttttt@programming.dev instead : )

 

transcriptA meme using characters from SpongeBob. Man Ray holds a card labeled "My Computer" and says, "I'm an admin, right?" Patrick replies, "Yup." Man Ray continues, "And this file is admin locked." Patrick says, "Yup." Man Ray says, "I have admin access. And if that's the case, I can access this file." Patrick replies, "That makes sense to me." Man Ray says, "So let me access it." Patrick responds, "You need admin access."

 
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