It just came out. It was a sequel to an old game called Alan Wake back in the Xbox 360/PS3 era.

I didn't really enjoy the first game, but I've heard so many good things about the sequel that I felt like i might as well pick it up!

My word dude, every time I read your post, it's like a theme park ride!! Homie out here just straight up S M A S H I N '

Thursday sounds hot as a mofo.

As for Friday... well... at least you got him to reach climax! Poor sod probably realised how lucky he was and couldn't help himself! 🤭🤣

Friday Bonus: That's very sweet. I hope it works out (and I hope you both treat each other right! 😆)

Saturday: dawn, dude. Some people do be like that. His loss anyway.

Sunday: Man, I feel so sorry for this dude! It does happen sometimes, and it's usually nobody's fault! Well, I'm nearly 35 so I have to throw a party when I get a boxer for more than 5 mins...

Sunday bonus: Some folks out there know how to use the tongue. Actual proper snake charmers. Bless these absolute legends 🙏 and yes, one of the things I love is a BJ with my eyes closed. The mind is just the best storyteller.

Sunday bonus with a vengeance: I sincerely hope this date goes well for you too and then you're like "ah fuck, now I have to choose!" That's always a good problem, to have 😀

I have wondered this myself in the past!

The Maddie romcom continues!!

It sounds like a lot of fun, but also a very controlled and stable relationship too! So glad to hear it!

And don't feel bad about scissoring - I didn't think doggystyle existed out of porn until I tried it. In my head I thought I looked like a pornstar, but the reflection in the mirror looked like someone who was attempting to move a box across the room by thrusting his hips at it. Astronomically shameful display, truth be told 🤣🤣🤣

Sounds like a lot of self reflection happened this week. Good luck with the changes in your life! Fuck anyone who shames you, they’re not worth your time 🙂

Thank you, and exactly! When I was in my twenties, this stuff used to hurt me much more. I'm not sure if it's age or experience, but I'm giving less fucks about things as I get older. The world isn't going to collapse because my x isn't y or whatever. Especially dating - I'm more interested in someone liking me for the nerdy self that I am rather than any sexual prowess. That was the penny-dropping moment that really made me seal the deal and make these changes in my life.

I have always found it strange how women can shame penis size. We’re constantly judged ourselves for never being perfect enough, you’d think there’d be a bit more empathy.

Honestly it's both men and women. It's society - the same one that shames women for having "too many" sexual encounters (???) and men for not having enough. It's all a load of bollocks to be honest, and I'm glad I'm a place mentally to not give it much mind.

It’s easier though, when the red flags are shown up front, so you know to walk away before making any serious time investment. Just don’t take it to heart, because it’s a reflection of them, not you.

Could not have said it better myself!!

Wow! That must've been pretty cool (but also pretty difficult to get hard for obvious reasons!)

I had that this week too! I have PagerDuty, and it’s so bloody annoying when it goes off,

Glad you managed to have some fun and that the alerts wasn’t anything serious!

You sound like you're living the life! So happy to hear this relationship is still progressing!! 🥰

So happy you got a crush, but I'm sorry to hear of the depression. I'm wishing you all the best. If they say no, it's not your fault - it's just an incompatibility (happens all the time).

I hope whatever happens, it ends up being a positive and memorable experience!

I can recognise those wonderful ghost tits anywhere 😘

As a dude, there are a few places I like to be touched:

• Nipples - not sure why, but I love being touched or sucked there
• The pelvic area where the leg joins up - I LOVE being kissed there
• Testicles - play with it any way you want, as long as it isn't squeezing it should be fine
• During sex, a partner was lightly scratching my back while moaning. Made me finish on the spot.

This is evidence that no matter how brave I think I am, there is always someone much braver than me.