So how do I change my son when he messes his nappy?
Yes and the answer is you can't do it in anyway that's fool proof that won't eventually result in data loss. Just buy another one and be done with it.
Mount it on a spare PC and share it on the network with samba.
I would be careful if they wanna use zfs though. Fedora can be a bit quick on the kernels meaning a kernel can come out that isn't supported by zfs. This causes zfs to fail to build the kernel module on the new kernel and so you lose zfs on the next boot.
Almost happened to me tracking debian testing a while back.
I wonder how that stands up with Israel now bombing hospitals. Are we still going to be expected to defend them now that they are committing the same atrocities that was once done against them?
Shhh don't say anything too loud or they will see your awake and come for you.
I know there is a way to install glibc in alpine. Worked for my admittedly hobbyist use case. I just don't remember the package name but it's in there.
They have an ansible script in the docs to set up your own instance. It won't work 100% with debian 12 but you can get around it by reading the docs for the commands that fail. I have no idea how ansible works but it's pretty easy to follow the instructions.
You do have to get a domain first though so pick something your gonna like because you can't change it later.
This is a great video about hydrogen powered vehicles: https://youtu.be/Zklo4Z1SqkE?si=oqnXgBoVs4F_XK8r