Every time I've ever mentioned that there's people who do this, the reactions I get from people who have one are... not pleased.
Actually now that I think about it, I think it's because most of those folks don't want to see other people's Johnsons. I guess there's not as much overlap between people who have dingalings and people who want to see them as there could be.
Why did "Gsauce" bring me such joy?