Well, thanks for being open. I feel we still didn't really address my concern, but that's alright. I see OP's post as a legit reaction to the emotions I got from there, even if they are clearly bad faith posting here.
Hey, maybe I'm just butthurt you didn't spoon feed me where I'm wrong, so no love lost.
With the salmon part, a bit, otherwise Hyperion. The Shrike is one of my favorite villains.