Somebody is paying about $1/month for this.

Why would I try to impress a government drone?

LineageOS/ GrapheneOS/ CalyxOS/ e.foundation

Aren't all of those Android derivatives?

I think Ubuntu Touch, or postmarketOS would be more in line with what OP is asking.

Write bad reviews on Yelp and Google Maps. Name names.

I did this in an apartment I lived in once. The local office manager asked me about it. Maintenance suddenly was doing a better job than they previously had.

Seriously. They need to stop giving us time travel stories to shoehorn Kirk into the series. Let it stand on its own without having to hearken forward to the Original Series.

It's a good show, and it deserves to be its own good show.

Looks like Wilson Phillips is getting ready to drop a new album.

Beam me up