Ahh, poor Crys

"Been on shrooms ever since"

What if the passenger unbuckles half way through?

I'm sorry, but this kind of logic just baffles me. Are you talking out of your ass on this one? If you're driving and I'll jump onto the road right in front of you, will you still be at fault? Where in the world would that be the case? If I come to a factory and stick my hand into a wood chipper that someone was operating and then say "whoever the hell was operating this 5 thousand pound hunk of steel should be at fault now!", would I be correct in my logic?

Think about it this way - if you hadn't been there driving would they have been fine? If so, you caused it, you're at fault

This is next level mental gymnastics. If someone robbed you, think about it this way - if you hadn't been there, none of it would have happened. So maybe you're at fault after all

Here's my take. OP is a girl working at Subway, both her and the guy are 16. The guy is romantically interested, tries to get her attention, does so awkwardly. OP is not interested, tries to excuse it as "being an introvert". Course of action - say you're not interested and move on. In case I'm wrong, disregard this comment.

¿Por Qué No Los Dos?

The thing is, you want to stay alive. You just want someone to sort everything in your life so you can be happy and carefree, because you think it's an option. For some people it surely is, but for most of us it isn't. This gives us false hope.

Life is all we have really, and when it's time to die, we'll wish we had more time. And even when life is unbearable, everyone would choose to continue living if they could just make the pain go away.

So, in itself, life is a gift. It's just our expectations that make life hard (unless you're literally starving or being tortured/abused on daily basis). Maybe it's just me coping, though. I understand where you're coming from and I also found the op meme funny. We'll get there eventually, friend.

It's very easy to ruin your life while it's much harder to get it straight. I think the whole "you can be anything you want to be" mentality is very idealistic and a product of survivorship bias. It shouldn't stop you from trying by any means, just something to keep in mind.

Blindness by José Saramago

The first ant to see an anteater: "Fuck. Why does it always have to be me?'

Flatout 3. I just checked on steam, and it's tagged as "psychological horror". Being a fan of the first one, and still having spent lots of hours playing the second one, I was totally not prepared for the utter monstrosity of the third one

"Well met, traveller!"