[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 21 points 3 weeks ago

Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 month ago

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

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[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 20 points 8 months ago

What an absolute legend. Give him a medal.

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[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Better to ask forgiveness rather than permission.

Edit: how did I get that backwards?

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Seymour is gonna make it legal again!

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Glad to hear that Police are taking the safety of our Muslim and Jewish whanau seriously.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 8 points 10 months ago

“Prior to this attack, the man arrested had been receiving support of the mental health services,” Patel added.

Sounds like a lone-wolf with some complex stuff going on. Still horrible.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Summer interns starting today, why do I do this to myself?

Update: this year’s crop is great! I am so tired.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 year ago

He uses an "average house price" of $893,639. That is being massively skewed upwards by urban centres. Rural houses are still relatively affordable - a quick search on Trademe finds perfectly acceptable houses in small towns like Ashburton for $300k, and if you get out into rural areas it gets even cheaper. He's also assuming that farmhand would have bought an "average-price" house back in the 90s - in fact rural houses were cheaper back then just as they are today.

Using the Westpac Mortgage calculator he used, a couple each on the median income of $61k ($29 an hour) could afford a property at $809,687 with a 20% deposit. To give him credit, that is still pretty much unaffordable for most people and something we should all be appalled by, but it is nowhere near as terrible as the picture he is painting.

I know nothing about them.

Vince has some extremely questionable views on things like culture, race, history and politics. According to him, ultimately a lot of things come back to "the Jews". He is a contributor to the far-right fringe disinformation outlet Counterspin Media.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 year ago

If I’m elected mayor, I will increase rates by 50% every year on any derelict or empty central city property. I’m including gravel parking lots in that.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 year ago

It’s a cool name, but I agree its too long for a street. Would make a good name for a park or a reserve or something in the area. To me an ideal street name is around 2 or 3 syllables. “Acacia” is a pretty crap name too though, better to pick something with a connection to the land and the people.

They mention they’re arranging a hui so hopefully a decent compromise can come from that.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you’re getting that worked up about mild non-offensive inane comments I hate to imagine how worked up you get using a self-checkout machine. Chill out.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 year ago

Good lord, you may have just changed my life.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 year ago

How can one person do so much damage to a company in such a short amount of time? It’s incredible.

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