Reminds me of the aposematism meme

It's brand new so they have no excuse for having such an old package version.
26.04 is brand new
This series is so weird
Makes me think of the Gundam creator's statement recently, along the lines of "you people who watch Gundam and think 'war is cool, we should have more of those' are idiots".
Unlikely.
Speaking of core parts of the system, I tried upgrading to 26.04 and it uninstalled coreutils to install their rust-based non-GPL version. Broke my system (just a test system, thankfully) so damn hard.
Just for fun I put the effort into recovering the system, had to scp individual binaries (mv, ln, mkdir...) until apt install --fix-broken would finish.
Hopefully they've fixed that. Last I saw, their official documentation (a buried blog page) blamed dpkg.
Oh! Their sudo-rs also made it so that Ansible plays failed on it. It's fair to say "this is not trying to be a complete feature match with sudo". It's not fair to push that through when people need those features.
Their response there was also "yeah I don't care, make the Ansible team fix it on their end".
To be fair, the Ansible feature is "open an ssh connection and watch for this exact string that indicates that it's listening for a password".
Uhh
Which Microsoft products have you been using?
Debian since what, Bookworm? has been everything that Ubuntu advertised. That's when they finally voted to include non-free drivers on the installation media. The one thing that made Ubuntu easier than Debian.
"Hey who wants to test our new coreutils in prod? Nobody? Fuck y'all you're doing it anyway"
I am a fan.
I've also got Oath but my regular group is hooked on Frosthaven for the foreseeable future.
It certainly looks like his style. Hang on, let me check my shelf...

It meant that stretchy plastic craft string when I was a kid.