i see donald trump kissing the nose of a Jimmy Neutron animation-style old grandma
WizardOfLoneliness
i'm honestly surprised it hasn't gotten bloodier already
just learned about Santorio Santorio and finding it very funny the guy had that name
fuck that dawg if Iran can hit Tel Aviv you can hit your boss
just remembered I saved cilantro seeds with all the weed seeds I saved so I can go plant some and have some fuckin cilantro baby
I can't wait for the word fucking reddit liberal paradox of resources or whatever the stupid phrase is for when a country has a lot of mineral wealth that the people never see a scrap of and it's fucking obvious that the reason is IMPERIALISM but the dumb fuckers on reddit just go "wow dictators do this"
First downed by anything other than normal operation and bad design
I haven't seen any row-posting lately, what're y'alls stats at, rowers?
I'm up to 30 minutes at max resistance on my machine, 1530 strokes, 4.75 miles, without stopping (NO BRAKES ON THIS ROWBOAT)
Do you have examples of useful satire
can't believe we're forgetting shrek
Have you tried telling chatGPT to pretend it's your manager but 100x as managerial
this is a joke chat don't kill me over AI

america just hasn't been the same since the Democrat party slowly stole its saturation to fuel its Gay Agenda
spoiler
i saw some Satire Discourse today so maybe I should label this post as Satire