Having sushi and cake for breakfast. Bougiest breakfast I've ever had lmao

I'm in what my mum calls "snake mode."

Sushi rice is so damn filling lmao

Based.

I'm generally too invested in living a quiet life to pull stuff like this, at least with random coworkers. I'll only try and educate those who i think might have a chance of actually improving.

The Germans cannot be trusted with a nation-state

I'm trying to learn German but whenever i check a German news site, the entire front page is bombarded with "terror-group Hamas attacks peaceful Israeli citizens."

It's fucking excruciating.

And even when they don't do this, once elected, their pathological need to "move to the centre" and be non partisan means you end up with Republican policies anyway!

Truly 4D chess.

Man I wish I could have known the public universal friend. Absolute ledg

I'm going to crucify the GP

Man, as a recent immigrant and trans person, dealing with Britain's healthcare system is possibly the most exhausting and degrading thing I've ever dealt with.

I love the based tiny Swedish lady

Maybe they should try an exploding mcchicken next.