ThisSeriesIsFalse

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Do the aliens have the Epstein files? No? in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (8 children)

As one of the many, you mind educating me on those hallmarks?

A life well spent in c/wholesome@reddthat.com

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait, what? I missed this, what'd they do?

Touched by an asshole in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Dude... How hard are you masturbating that it's so audible???

I'm sorry, but I CAN'T COUNT unless your numbers are in UNINTUITIVE MULTIPLES [eagle screech] in c/lotrmemes@piefed.social

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fuck kinda fallout-ghoul-looking mfer are you that 0° is lethal?

idk what to say for this one folks in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hoot fetish

They're just really into owls

$400m White House Ballroom 'Essential' To Protect Donald Trump and First Family From Missile Attacks in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

They launched it from Big MT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA >////< in c/unixsocks@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I believe Blahaj is rated E for everyone, but I'm no expert.

rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

It looks great!

rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Orange.

Image of a cat with orange fur in a cardboard box

Cyberattack on vehicle breathalyzer company leaves drivers stranded across the US in c/pulse_of_truth@infosec.pub

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

For what it's worth, it's not from me. I don't know why people are downvoting them either.

I also hope they get a new bike.

Cyberattack on vehicle breathalyzer company leaves drivers stranded across the US in c/pulse_of_truth@infosec.pub

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Congratulations

Cyberattack on vehicle breathalyzer company leaves drivers stranded across the US in c/pulse_of_truth@infosec.pub

[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Unfortunately, due to the infrastructure (or lack thereof) in the US, you'd essentially be condemning them to death by doing so. They wouldn't be able to get to their jobs or a grocery store, because everything is too far away to walk in a reasonable time, and most of them don't have bikes and can't afford one on a short notice. So they'd end up homeless, and once you're homeless in the US, you've already got one foot in the grave. It'd be more merciful to imprison them.