I hate that this would work on me. I already feel the pull, I want to enter the arcade. It has coffee and bright lights

Oh is that what's happening to me? -Please carry on.- Wait I mean "No please stop it you can't ahh"

40%

You're on lemmy, you're all already the Linux guy and I'm already sat with you on this eternal flight

Shadow should kiss Sonic with his mouth. In this essay I will...

I can't believe Know Your Meme and FlyingSquid (a mid of this very community!) would just lie to me like that.

It's obviously real, we all know that on 13th July 1997 John Arbuckle did once again descend from the heavens to take His place within His immortal kitchen, to ask The Question. The first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight. But in response, only silence fell.

The three fruits: peach, strawberry, and delicious

Fucking hell Bop It has gotten difficult

Hello mister. I would have one money, because she has one phone number. Thank you for asking. I love you xoxo

Please 😳

NCR recreation of the society that ended the fucking world. Terrible choice. Easy Pete only option

Can't believe you forgot the pride of Dorset: Scratchy Bottom and Shitterton.

And yes, Shitterton is over a thousand years old and has always meant something like that

How dare they try to speak with our words