[-] Tack@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Gotta sell it like a pro.

[-] Tack@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

You'd imagine the Dark Souls fans would push for 90-97% failure.

[-] Tack@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

if I see a crack in the wall, I'm gonna dick with it.

Based, glory hole user.

[-] Tack@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

That's a good nickname for your anus.

[-] Tack@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Video games are important ok?

Like you think you need liver cancer treatment but have you tried a juice cleanse? Steve Jobs survived cancer that way!

[-] Tack@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Based on a true story that happened to me. xD

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[-] Tack@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Do they accept returns after gentle stretching?

[-] Tack@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Read the sharpie written on my titties?

[-] Tack@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Res Taur Ant

Meaning resurrect the Tauren over there named Ant. Just play enough WoW raids and you'll lern spells real good.

[-] Tack@lemm.ee 75 points 1 year ago

Sure you can lean conservative but if in the modern era you're supporting and voting republican you're either in denial, or complicit. There's not much the Republicans have in common with conservative values these days.

[-] Tack@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Somethings gonna get hard when you do that, I promise. wink

It's walking. Walking will get very hard after you step in that trap.

[-] Tack@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

It depends on the diameter of her cock.

If it's over 2.5 inches then your relationship should be secure. If not, get some bigger plugs and start working on your ring for her.

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Tack

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