Solaris1789

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[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You have to compile it which would take a few more years

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 6 points 2 years ago

Watermarks going crazy

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 10 points 2 years ago

Granted. The Monkey's paw has never existed, and nobody has ever wished on it. This includes your wish. So the monkey's paw is never erased, which means you wish for this, and on and on.

You've created a time paradox!

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 15 points 2 years ago

Not so rare lemmy.ml L

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Boxers had a zap of gay jock love, quit women.

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 25 points 2 years ago (8 children)

It just HAD to be uttar pradesh

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Granted, an expedition on one of Jupiter's moons brings back an undetectable deadly alien pathogen that wipes out nearly every single human being, except a few thousands that return the stone age living in isolated areas.

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 6 points 2 years ago

Would give TCP hole punching a whole new meaning

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if you decide to become an astronomer?

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 4 points 2 years ago

Take my uplemm and get the hell out of here

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I sort by hot, now burn on the stake witches!

[–] Solaris1789@jlai.lu 60 points 2 years ago (4 children)

There is a secret coven of people who sort by new and make or break every lemmy post

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