SeeSmudges

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[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 1 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, and I know you meant your whoopsie was an "oops that bomb we dropped was supposed to be conventional". My whoopsie is "dammit George Dubya you gotta put the fuckin safety on or it will just roll out of the damn plane when you aren't looking". I was just being obnoxious for conversations sake

[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 1 points 14 hours ago

Along with half the teenage population yeah

[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, that's kind of what I'm saying. See if they're in hiding or if we finally fucking licked it, and if we did and there are no other existential threats we can put all the boards with nails in them in a box until Kodos the Merciless comes

[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 1 points 23 hours ago

so i don't watch sesame street like ever. Does Grover still exist?

[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 1 points 23 hours ago

i mean, they have managed to figure out the owchie owwie part. they don't do that anymore, but they know how to.

[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

i have so many questions, like, some of my favorite memories are being traumatized walking in on my mother watching the public access surgery show. i want to talk shop with one of the surgeons basically some of the tools they can use are really cool. not osteo though, they just use hammers.

[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 2 points 23 hours ago

i feel like it should be on the back of that "google boobs trust me" shirt

[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 1 points 1 day ago

It's the implied "of ebola" that tastes of unyin.

[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, which who? Because the US has done that a few times (it didn't blow up, or was subcritical I read it fifteen years ago okay I thought they recovered the bomb the US whoopsied but I could be wrong)

[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm reminded of a comedy song from the 90s about the amazing Hugo Zacchini (I know, way to change gears) that, well, here are some of the lyrics.

There was Hugo
And there was Hugo
There was Hugo all over the place

I gotta go listen to that again, but I forgot to bring my headphones to bed and if I get out of bed I'm gonna eat a bowl of salsa.

Anyways, my point before I got distracted is that war just leaves people in pieces.

[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

True, but antiproliferation is still the ideal. Just, you don't disarm during a war or with the threat of fascism. Maybe those of us who survive can see, twenty years after we've dealt with putain and bibi and trump, whether the "nuclear umbrella" is still needed or if we can go back to being dipshit peaceniks.

[–] SeeSmudges@quokk.au 1 points 2 days ago

so, organizing people and doing stuff like that under the table to get around limits and such is the basis of a lot of different crimes.

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