Salamanderwizard92

We're gonna get flooded with UAE princes or whatever. We'll be having those poop parties that the streamers who go over there get caught up in.

I had a 3 some once. My wife and her friend. Buddy, let me tell you...having 2 women on either side of your wacker...I'd fight God for that feeling again.

I can say I have been with girls whose friends were guys all wanted to fuck em. I never held against em. Was honest about it with em, but I always put the trust in them to do the right thing.

I've learned in life there's a little truth to everything, and a lot of bullshit with a lot of things. You'll have horrible women, and horrible men. You'll have folks so obviously blind to what's in front of em, they won't know until their bumping uglies with eachother. You just gotta roll with it.

Pain.

If there's any animal that deserves our respect and our care, it's horses.

Good for her bf. I would've been like "she said she was 24 weeks not 28, she doesn't need a note."

The growing silence of nature will go unnoticed until all we have is a roaring silence of our failures as a species.

Loss will be around long after humanity has turned to dust. Alien civilizations will have their own versions of it after they've discovered it in the ruins of society.

I have never met a Denali driver that isn't an outright cunt.

God, I feel this in my soul. Just please brush your teeth without a fuss

Just like he bleeds brain function.