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CARL'S FRIEND SAM USED TO LISTEN TO SOME REALLY LOUD MUSIC LIKE THIS.

I NEVER LIKED IT.

WONDERWALL WAS ALWAYS MY FAVORITE.

EVERYONE SHOULD SING TO THEIR CATS. MISS BEATRICE DID IT FOR ME AND LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT

OBVIOUSLY ITS GREAT, I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER

(jokes aside, DCC is genuinely one of the best series I've read in a very long time.

The premise is super dark. 99.99% of the world's population is dead by chapter 1, and the rest are forced to battle it out in a "world dungeon game show" for the universe's entertainment. And the whole dungeon is run by a sadistic AI that turns up the crazy to 11 for views.

It's funny, and the humor gives way for the emotional gut punches to hit harder.

In terms of literary value, it's got some political commentary, and makes some incredibly based statements about the late stage capitalist hellscape we live in, but they're pretty obvious and not any kind of deep symbolism.

It's a popcorn action movie about a guy in his underwear and his ex girlfriend's cat. It's great.)

CARL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

A CAT AND A DOG? AND THE CAT'S FRONT PAW IS AROUND THE DOG'S SHOULDER?

MONGO IS APPALLED!

PREPOTENTE GIVE ME MY GLASSES BACK THIS INSTANT I GOT THOSE FROM A SPONSOR BOX

ALSO THEY LOOK BETTER ON ME

OH RIGHT HES FROM THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE DR EVIL AND THE LADY FROM THAT ANNIE MOVIE BEAT UP FERGUS FROM PITCH PERFECT

I LIKE HIM, HE LOOKS LIKE FERDINAND WITH A BETTER HAT

(I'm bad at her movie thing but I tried my best ok)

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

CATS ARE THE SUPERIOR SPECIES

ESPECIALLY TORTISESHELL PERSIANS LIKE MYSELF

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN, CARL

I SAY THAT CAT HAS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE REACTION TO THAT QUESTION.

THAT IS DISGUSTING AND I REFUSE TO HEAR OTHERWISE.

ALSO WHAT CAT WEARS BOOTS? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WEIRD GIMMICK. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GIMMICKS, CARL.

https://crawlerscookbook.com/what-is-dcc/

DISGUSTING, THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE CANNIBALISM

IT'D BE LIKE ME EATING BAUTISTA

OR AN AMERICAN SHORTHAIR

I'M GOING TO VOMIT, CARL