It's called Linux MInt.

But what about people with respiratory problems?

What's wrong with webscraping, besides the fact that you can't charge for it?

eh, i don't want to juggle free trials

If you want up-to-date packages then just switch to testing

Linus created 2 big programs and named both after himself

Where is hitler?

that's $100 too much for me

(adding up all the details of screen size, available fonts, language, os, etc, etc),

not if you just simply turn off javascript.

You can use testing (or sid, if you feel lucky) to get newer packages. I have been using testing for a year and I feel great.

or LMDE

TOR is also free