When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

• Totally not Cave Johnson

Yo, been trying to get myself to start eating yogurt. Kept procrastinating on it XD

Time really sure does flies

Oh flip, told myself to clean the oven. That was in Jan

Guess that’s future next year me’s problem XD

Le me doing load testing Test suite software needs firewall down Team thinks is Fine~ Boss giving me eagle eyes Time to polish my CV again for Xth time this year

Completed, pretty interesting.

Spoiler for OP

TGIF BABY!!! Also, been doing some lower back exercises. It still hurts but not from the exercise T v T

That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.

My denial is probably acting up again

Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me

Same here, nostrils were bombarded with the smell of haze the moment I swung open the window expecting it to be a chilly day. Ruined it completely smh.

Edit: typos, I hate typing on my phone XD

Try some Coffee~

Learned stick but drive auto nowadays and probably forgotten how to drive stick. But I can feel your words, reminds me of learning my my Dad's old Saga where the biting point is very specific. Stalled it most of the time XD. Edit: grammar and double typed

Slaps #1 bobby pin onto skin 👍