NullGator

Create a function named : which runs :|: (calls itself and pipes the output to itself). Then it closes the function and uses a semicolon to end the function definition. Next run a command :.

TLDR it's a bash fork bomb

I'd be interested in an invite as well, if you're willing.

They offer IMEI spoofing, geofenced profiles, etc. It would function better than a VPN in theory.

I think their tech works, they're used by the army. The founder was the cofounder of Palantir, which I think is worth noting. Their focus is on US government use first and the average consumer second.

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Mine diamonds by epic minecraft parodies (parody of take on me)

Doesn't check all your boxes, but it's a strong option - monimoto

I believe the google framework is installed with less privilege than a system application

I was under the impression you could use microG instead of google services as well if you installed it manually?

Dell optiplex desktop or workstation would def be a gpod idea. Both are much quieter than servers - you can get the workstation if you want a xeon chip and ecc memory - otherwise the desktop will likely do what you need.

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Look into PICO PSU. Its a small powersupply that uses a power brick to downsize internals. It's used by homelabbers sometimes.