Multiplexer

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Ok, I stand corrected, TIL about parthenocarpy:

In botany and horticulture, parthenocarpy is the natural or artificially induced production of fruit without fertilisation of ovules, which makes the fruit seedless

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 4 days ago (9 children)

And the word "banana" might be a very promising candidate for the word with the highest "letter a"-to-consonant-ratio in the English language. Unless there are some double-a words out there...

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I thought the tiny black dots inside were supposed to be the seeds?

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Also: Strawberries are nuts - and Peanuts aren't.

Anfängerzahlen!

- ein leicht frustrierter deutscher Bahnfahrer -

Euler-approved!

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Hey, didn't you read? It uses "Meta’s Private Processing technology"!!1!

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also:

original message: “Please don’t leave dirty socks on the sofa.” The AI then offers “funny” rewrites, such as: “Please don’t make the sofa a sock graveyard,” “Breaking news: Socks found chilling on the couch. Please move them,” and “Hey, sock ninja, the laundry basket is that way!”

Am I the only one that thinks the "funny" ones in the given example are much more offensive than the original one?

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nice, another reason to not use WhatsApp...

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

A kg of Methane emitted has a 84kg CO2 equivalent.
The estimated environmental and social costs per ton of emitted CO2 is in the range of 200€.

84 * 0.014t * 500,000 * 200€/t= 117 million €

This means that the costs to society would have exceeded 100 million € if it had not catched fire and exploded.

So, unintuitive as it may seem, the overall cost to society has probably been lower because the pipeline exploded and not just leaked without catching fire...

Nonetheless, still tragic for the people directly affected by the explosion. I read that the government at least gave money for the rebuilding of the homes.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thanks, didn't know that existed.
Although their website is inaccurate, as it seems not to be available on f-droid.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Your reply rang a bell with me... You used an almost identical phrase in a similar situation the day before.
Do you have some structured phrase-book like a tele-marketer that guides you when running out of ideas?

Anyhow, I think you are funny!

But I also don't think that you are real.
Which is a shame, as I would like to have some actual conservative people here, Lemmy is too much of bubble imho...

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