If any of the people you introduce to linux would care about systemd

https://getaegis.app/

Anything that is flashed with tasmota is fine. You can also buy them preflashed. https://tasmota.github.io/docs/

Read again

There only is the website. Even the app is a website

Onepace is a fan project that recuts the One Piece anime in an endeavor to bring it more in line with the pacing of the original manga by Eiichiro Oda. The team accomplishes this by removing filler scenes not present in the source material.
They have torrents for all their episodes. I can really recommend, because Onepace is not as stupidly drawn out as Onepiece can sometimes be.

Looks so cool! How much juice is the whole rack pulling?

Makes sense but even then i would just run automatic updates every few months. Just to keep best practice. Nonetheless cool uptime, now do 10 years :)

Not so high because of frequent updates and reboots for security

Gitea

There actually is a correct awnser: home.arpa
See https://www.ctrl.blog/entry/homenet-domain-name.html

Why would anybody use this over wezterm or alacritty?