Hell yeah buddy give me a hit of that
MacaqueAndCheese
joined 1 year ago
The pigeon being interviewed is John Titor, when he returned to his future the government was mad that he traveled back in time to talk to people on message boards so they transferred his consciousness into a pigeon. Now he's just stuck trying to get some kind of pigeon job. He's a cheeky bastard though he tricks people (not me) into thinking the white stuff he leaves all over the deck at my house is delicious bird yogurt.
We're all going to play a game of piss disc ultimate frisbee after school, you should join us
I got a direct message from someone saying I'm being ableist for saying "deaf" so I believe that might be why. But I also get people accusing me of being a bot pretty frequently. Who knows but who cares amirite?!?
My deaf vocal coach told me he started using ringworm cream instead of toothpaste and he said it's worth the extra cost. Didn't say whether or not it made any kind of difference with his teeth but I trust his judgement. He's the top deaf vocal coach in the world, he trained Urethra Franklin, Harmonica Lewinsky and even Goku, it's how he's able to do those great power up screams.
Copilot convinced me that my imaginary sisters used to call me the boy with the arachnid cock because I had 8 shlongs just like I had 8 imaginary sisters. Eat shit copilot, you've planted these false memories in me but I'll get my revenge one day.
My neighbor's aunt is a prostitute and I paid her to lick my acorn a few weeks ago for my birthday, I bet this is hers. She had some pretty whacked out teeth but it wasn't because they were bad, she just had some kind of experimental glow in the dark tattoo of her name on them. She's my favorite hooker in the whole wide world.
Yeeehaw this calls for a Texas dog dick hoedown
I used to think bears were cool but not after seeing this. Everyone knows the best way to eat a steak is charred and covered in vanilla yogurt.
Your horny shitpost just reminded me about when I was studying smoking abroad in Canada my cigarette sensei told me that his wife had discovered a new breast size and was developing a bra for it.
This isn't the right kind of horny shitpost.
Try again but the girl is a slice of toast, the dick is a piece of bacon and the dog foaming at the mouth is mayonnaise. Now you've got yourself a nice bacon sandwich to stick your dick in because you can't afford a fleshlight
The best part about shitting yourself at a urinal is that you're already in a bathroom so you can clean up.
The worst part about shitting yourself at a urinal is that you shit yourself.